I confess, I’ve been to Japan. Spain, Thailand, France, Germany, England, Italy, Kenya, Saudi, Iraq, Afghan, (Iran but I can’t tell you) China, Korea, Malaysia, Vietnam, every island in the pacific, Bali, Hawaii, and countries I forgot. I picked a Japanese woman. I’ve never been happier, I once had an Italian woman but she was a royal pain in the ass. Divorce was the easy way out. But I got out! My wife is awesome, her Japanese heritage is something I am proud of. She is tall, slender, pale, and northern Japanese. She’s a keeper. After that Italian woman I swore I would never get married again. Little Jap changed my mind.