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A few years ago an ex texted me asking me to come over. She was ordering pizza. I knew she just wanted a booty call. But I was hungry.
As I was driving home I realized I had just whored myself out for Dominos.
A few years ago an ex texted me asking me to come over. She was ordering pizza. I knew she just wanted a booty call. But I was hungry.
As I was driving home I realized I had just whored myself out for Dominos.
Pizza, pussy, and regret sums up my 20's effectively
Pizza, pussy, and regret sums up my 20's effectively
Gotta add in lots and lots of liquor to that equation for my 20's
Gotta add in lots and lots of liquor to that equation for my 20's
Lol, the prime ingredient for regret
Lol, the prime ingredient for regret
You sure it wasn't frays with your double katanas?
You sure it wasn't frays with your double katanas?
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