New and exciting ways for us to collect your data!
All applications must be installed from the store for safety!
Basic features now locked behind SaaS barriers!
Your soul is ours, unless you've already given it to stupidbird by using !
etc, etc, etc.
Windows will only work if it is always connected to the internet
Your credit card info must be linked to your Windows account
Monthly subscription to avoid ads, then they'll add in ads unless you pay even more.
Want to upgrade your own hardware? You'll need to pay a fee to do so.
Bought a peripheral device like a printer? That'll increase the monthly fee, plus a one time activation fee to have it added to your subscription.
Did I miss anything?
How about "We'll charge you just because we can!"
That, plus "accidentally" charging extra fees that only get reversed if people call into contact plain.
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