>Microsoft announced company has been transformed into a poo shop, lead by a poo, which means they have a sprawling sausage factory of half-functional trash which never really improves because poos don't really innovate because they're incapable of crafting anything that didn't originate with PowerPoint presentation and a belligerent, incoherent, screeching tantrum delivered by a poo whose conception of success is shrieking at poos who work for him while working for poos who shriek incoherent demands at him. "Hey guys, let's charge people to improve what we've been exhorting people to use because it's an improvement over what we sold them the last time, even though they've already paid for what we want to charge them for lol" Feckless, stupid poo-nigs nigging their own customers.