"There is nothing wrong with your computer. Do not attempt to adjust the picture. We are now in control of the drivers. We control the horizontal and the vertical. We can deluge you with a thousands feeds, or expand one single image to crystal clarity and beyond. We can shape your vision to anything our imagination can conceive. From now on, we will control all that you see and hear."
-Windows 10
"There is nothing wrong with your computer. Do not attempt to adjust the picture. We are now in control of the drivers. We control the horizontal and the vertical. We can deluge you with a thousands feeds, or expand one single image to crystal clarity and beyond. We can shape your vision to anything our imagination can conceive. From now on, we will control all that you see and hear."
-Windows 10
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