Your forgot a major one.
LEAVE YOUR PHONE AT HOME.
No officer I was at home all night.
They check cell records. Yea his phone was home all night.
(neighbors): 'He drove off last night, came back hours later'
(neighbors): 'He drove off last night, came back hours later'
They'll have that data already from traffic cameras, what they won't have is your name from a blind search of which cell phones were in grid X/Y at 1:00am
If they really get bored, they can get footage from the neighbors' car and home cameras, showing you getting in your car and driving off, and returning. Plus, many cars have GPS that can't be turned off, or is constantly streaming to a satellite or cell tower.
Your forgot a major one.
I included that one at the bottom "leave your phone at home"
Ahhh shit missed it.
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