Every muthafuckin gun ever made!

Don't bring a stick to a cow shit and crab apple fight. I was a farm kid.

Ah, yes. "Assault rifles". It was fun running around the park with those, lol.

I remember bringing a rifle to show and tell back in the day. Everyone had guns. That’s how the world used to be

Now kids get suspended for biting that shape into a poptart.

I use to get outfitted in pots and pans like knights armor and get really long sticks and we use to joust at each other. Sometimes on bikes as horses until someone got hurt. Then I advanced into having guns. It was a wild time.

Me: Lego guns with rubber bands. Fired those little one-pip bastards you step on barefoot at night.

Damn, the memories. I killed so many bad guys with these.