Story time: September, 2020. I did an early morning hike to the top of a somewhat-popular trail nearby so I could watch the sunrise over the XXXXXXX Mountains nearby. Watched the sun come up, made a little twig fire in my twig stove and heated up a pre-made bacon egg and cheese sandwich and heated up some cider (I dont like coffee, don't call me a pussy). Ate and drink and relished the moment in the mound of rocks I was in on top of this mountain. Finished up, and began my hike down. About 9am or so. As I got about 1/4 of a mile from the trailhead and parking area, an older Boomer couple were approaching. They put on their masks and as they passed me the old woman said **"You have to wear a mask here"** I turned around as I passed her and said *"I'm sorry? Were you talking to me?"* **"You have to wear a mask, it's the law."** me: *"It's not a law, and we're on a trail, on a mountain. I'm not wearing a stupid mask OUTSIDE"* **"The Governor says you have to wear a mask, even outside."** me: *"Oh well. I'm not going to wear one. Are you Law Enforcement?"* **"No"** me: *"Great then! Guess you'd better call the Sheriff's Office and tell on me then, huh? Since I'm "bReAkInG tHe lAw". Bye!"* I kept walking. Never turned around and left those two stupid fucks standing there looking like I'd told them to fuck themselves.