And then that woman pulled out a knife and robbed her.
Instead of putting on a mask, she should have made a sign of the cross and sprinkled the other woman with holy water.
Or shaken beaded rattles and rubbed stones on her.
I just keep a magic rock in my pocket. Gives the exact same protection as a mask but with the added bonus of not walking around looking like an idiot.
it shows that you actually care about your fellow human beings who you may not even know.
But that's just it, David. I don't. I really, really, don't. In fact I would much prefer that you, and everyone like you, die faster.
Skinny chick in the woods? Question: Where the fuck are all the bears and mountain lions when one could have done some good?
I was hiking in the park today. As I approached a woman, she farted. So I farted too.
masks never did anything
The only way to get through to these idiots is to use their own logic and "science" against them. -
Masks do not prevent people from catching Covid. The reason for the masks is to make it harder for contagious people to infect others.
If you think that you may be contagious, you shouldn't be out in public. Anyone wearing a mask is either anti-science for not understanding how masks work, or they are selfish murderers who are needlessly putting other people at risk.
If you think that you need to wear a mask - Stay home and self isolate.
Part of the problem with that logic is Covid is SO DEADLY, you might not even know you have it!
What we may also be seeing is some sort of induced hypochondria (imagine the mental state of actual hypochondriacs). Or perhaps more likely, a psychological signalling between maniacs that they are "in the same team". They are signalling their belief in the group psychosis. By doing so, they feel a connection and sense of community and purpose. These people are dangerous, these are the sort of people who want anyone who doesn't believe as they do to be put in a camp.
That's why I suggest using what i said above.
They want to feel superior, holier than thou. Because they're heroes saving lives, stopping the spread; they're the smart people who are safe and clean, while everyone are evil selfish stupid dirty science-denying murderers.
I'm flipping it. By wearing a mask, they're the science-denying virus spreading selfish murderers. And I'm using their "facts", their "science", and their "logic" to make them into the bad guys.
This fucks up the dopamine rush of putting on a mask. Their own group might be seeing them as diseased science-denying virus spreading selfish murderers. Instead of seeing them as heroes. And they can't just brush off what is being said, because to do so would contradict their group's own logic, morals, and values.
I was hiking in the park today. As I approached a woman, she paused... because I was shaving my balls. I've been ignoring that mess down there for a while so I decided to take care of it. She called the cops. Now I'm not allowed to pass out candy on Halloween. ❤
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"we" 're becoming so dumb "we" 're basically animals.
Translation: “Two utter morons smiled at each other in the park today, and I’m one of them.”
two idiots meet in the forest.
I'm very disappointed in the vaccines. These stupid fucks should be dead by now.
Story time: September, 2020.
I did an early morning hike to the top of a somewhat-popular trail nearby so I could watch the sunrise over the XXXXXXX Mountains nearby. Watched the sun come up, made a little twig fire in my twig stove and heated up a pre-made bacon egg and cheese sandwich and heated up some cider (I dont like coffee, don't call me a pussy). Ate and drink and relished the moment in the mound of rocks I was in on top of this mountain. Finished up, and began my hike down. About 9am or so.
As I got about 1/4 of a mile from the trailhead and parking area, an older Boomer couple were approaching. They put on their masks and as they passed me the old woman said
"You have to wear a mask here"
I turned around as I passed her and said "I'm sorry? Were you talking to me?"
"You have to wear a mask, it's the law."
me: "It's not a law, and we're on a trail, on a mountain. I'm not wearing a stupid mask OUTSIDE"
"The Governor says you have to wear a mask, even outside."
me: "Oh well. I'm not going to wear one. Are you Law Enforcement?"
"No"
me: "Great then! Guess you'd better call the Sheriff's Office and tell on me then, huh? Since I'm "bReAkInG tHe lAw". Bye!"
I kept walking. Never turned around and left those two stupid fucks standing there looking like I'd told them to fuck themselves.
I guess they were breaking the law too since they didn't put their masks on until they saw you. What a couple of idiots.
Good on you for telling them off.
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