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Beaners name their kids Jesus all the time. Any jewish first name IS synonymous with "Satan".

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The names of the 12 apostles and some old testament prophets are popular tho.

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What do you expect from retards? These animals are so stupid that they won't use toilet paper. They wipe their asses with their hands. They are all retarded from generations of marrying cousins.

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Spics name their kids Jesus. I wonder if it’s an iq thing.

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Once when a man named his son Muhammad the tribe told him not to give the child the name of the Prophet. The Prophet replied "Name yourselves with my name (use my name), but do not use my kunya name (i.e. Abu-l Qasim)." In this hadith it can clearly be seen that Prophet Muhammad is not opposed to the use of his name.

https://www.lastprophet.info/why-the-name-muhammad

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It's pronounced "Hay-Zeus".

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Hey Zeus! How's it going?

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Why don't they name them Ramadan Bomb A Thon?

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Actually, in the Hebrew language, "Satan" isn't even a name. It's Europeans that made a name out of it. This leads to a ridiculous translation of the Bible where Jesus says to Peter, "Get behind me, Satan." Really, he said, "Get behind me, adversary."

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'Satan' comes from the Arabic 'shaitan' = devil https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satan

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Arabic and Hebrew are often pretty similar. As it says there, in Hebrew it's satan and isn't a name at all. Actually, if you read the gospels you find them referring to the devil as Beelzebub (Lord of the Flies), and this name is rarely used among English speakers.

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plot twist: the 72 virgins are sheep. An eternity of butt sex with animals.

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Annnnnd account suspended.

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He stole that from a comedian can't remember who.

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