Right, wait until you're married, then hit the strip clubs.
Right, wait until you're married, then hit the strip clubs.
Yeah, what's she gonna do? Take everything you own and then some?
Yeah, what's she gonna do? Take everything you own and then some?
Everybody has a "my cousin" story, but my cousin went to a strip club a week before his wedding for his stag party. The bride to be found out, freaked out, went loco, called my aunt to tell him. Bride said, 'wedding is off"...he called her bluff and said "good." She went nuts. Expecting him to beg and plead to win her back. He didn't do any of it. She went crazy begging HIM to reconsider. Never got married to her. Married a chick 10 years younger.... who unfortunately got fat.
Everybody has a "my cousin" story, but my cousin went to a strip club a week before his wedding for his stag party. The bride to be found out, freaked out, went loco, called my aunt to tell him. Bride said, 'wedding is off"...he called her bluff and said "good." She went nuts. Expecting him to beg and plead to win her back. He didn't do any of it. She went crazy begging HIM to reconsider. Never got married to her. Married a chick 10 years younger.... who unfortunately got fat.
Hahaahahahahaahah.
Omg.
Hahaahahahahaahah
Hahaahahahahaahah.
Omg.
Hahaahahahahaahah
As much as I dislike degenerative shit like strippers, this cunt is clearly a train wreck who will die alone and be eaten by her 7 cats.
As much as I dislike degenerative shit like strippers, this cunt is clearly a train wreck who will die alone and be eaten by her 7 cats.
My wife wouldn't care really, but this is also why I didn't go to a strip club for my bachelor party. Went to the dunes, got a airbnb, bbq'd and just hung out for the weekend. It was a good time.
My wife wouldn't care really, but this is also why I didn't go to a strip club for my bachelor party. Went to the dunes, got a airbnb, bbq'd and just hung out for the weekend. It was a good time.
Yeh, or, you could trust your husband enough to know he wouldn't do anything even if he went.
If you think anything is gonna happen, chances are you're a pain in the ass to live with.
Yeh, or, you could trust your husband enough to know he wouldn't do anything even if he went.
If you think anything is gonna happen, chances are you're a pain in the ass to live with.
he wouldn't do anything even if he went [to a strip club]
?!?!?
The mere act of GOING is the red flag.
> he wouldn't do anything even if he went [to a strip club]
?!?!?
The mere act of GOING is the red flag.
Depends. If you personally picked the venue then sure, but some people have odd friends that might do it and tell you the day before.
I might feel guilted into going if that happened.
It's also just a lad thing.
I've personally never gone into one so maybe I'm just playing devil's advocate to be fair.
Depends. If you personally picked the venue then sure, but some people have odd friends that might do it and tell you the day before.
I might feel guilted into going if that happened.
It's also just a lad thing.
I've personally never gone into one so maybe I'm just playing devil's advocate to be fair.
I sort of agree. I never had a bachelor party, but been to my share.
The guy telling his buddies, "Oh make sure to plan for the wildest strip club around," explicitly to see some smut probably isn't ready for marriage.
But the party done right isn't getting the groom drunk and debaucherous, it's "one last go with the boys with no family obligations." Soon taking care of the wife, presumably children in the future will be priority one, so there won't be nearly as much faffing about with the boys. Friends would like to have one last go where they can just be the boys without him putting them further down the priority list. The party is as much for them as the groom. For some crazier bachelor friends that can be "let's go to a club" in a genuine symbolic way.
If the groom says, "I don't know, better check with my soon wife," the boys say, "No. You're going to put her first for the rest of your life. But we've been bros since before you met her and been through thick and thin. We know your priorities are changing and are happy for you, but one last time put the boys first."
Not a free pass to go too far of course, but in context, "Ok, one last go with the boys where some fun times with them comes before the Mrs," is ok in my book if you're reasoable about it.
I sort of agree. I never had a bachelor party, but been to my share.
The guy telling his buddies, "Oh make sure to plan for the wildest strip club around," explicitly to see some smut probably isn't ready for marriage.
But the party done right isn't getting the groom drunk and debaucherous, it's "one last go with the boys with no family obligations." Soon taking care of the wife, presumably children in the future will be priority one, so there won't be nearly as much faffing about with the boys. Friends would like to have one last go where they can just be the boys without him putting them further down the priority list. The party is as much for them as the groom. For some crazier bachelor friends that can be "let's go to a club" in a genuine symbolic way.
If the groom says, "I don't know, better check with my soon wife," the boys say, "No. You're going to put her first for the rest of your life. But we've been bros since before you met her and been through thick and thin. We know your priorities are changing and are happy for you, but one last time put the boys first."
Not a free pass to go too far of course, but in context, "Ok, one last go with the boys where some fun times with them comes before the Mrs," is ok in my book if you're reasoable about it.
Last time I've been in one was someone else's bachelor party. They're just not the same when you've been in ones that you can just point one out and go short time.
Last time I've been in one was someone else's bachelor party. They're just not the same when you've been in ones that you can just point one out and go short time.
How do strip clubs stay in business anyway? You can see tits for free on the internet, the average guy has probably seen over a million by now.
How do strip clubs stay in business anyway? You can see tits for free on the internet, the average guy has probably seen over a million by now.
Money laundering, high margin liquor sales, outcall work in the back rooms.
Money laundering, high margin liquor sales, outcall work in the back rooms.
Many are on the fringe of organized crime related to prostitution.
Many are on the fringe of organized crime related to prostitution.
Strip clubs offer a better illusion, of a never going to happen, relationship.
Strip clubs offer a better illusion, of a never going to happen, relationship.
Oh please, women do the same fucking thing. Tell this bitch to get off her high horse and fuck off.
That's the "woman test" to see if you'll follow her orders, or get her way every time she has a little tantrum.
Well then, bitches with enough tats to make a billboard (one is too many, and don't get me started on "tramp stamps") and/or enough piercings to make a Harley AREN'T good wife/mother material.
Women in glass houses and whatnot...
Oh please, women do the same fucking thing. Tell this bitch to get off her high horse and fuck off.
That's the "woman test" to see if you'll follow her orders, or get her way every time she has a little tantrum.
Well then, bitches with enough tats to make a billboard (one is too many, and don't get me started on "tramp stamps") and/or enough piercings to make a Harley AREN'T good wife/mother material.
Women in glass houses and whatnot...
Agreed with Evie.
I've thrown 2 bachelor parties for my pals. They involved exactly 0 women and 0 nudity of any kind.
Sure, I mixed drinks for my pals. And we probably cursed up a storm at times. But we didn't do anything that would shame the future bride of the man of the hour.
Agreed with Evie.
I've thrown 2 bachelor parties for my pals. They involved exactly 0 women and 0 nudity of any kind.
Sure, I mixed drinks for my pals. And we probably cursed up a storm at times. But we didn't do anything that would shame the future bride of the man of the hour.
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