Sung to the tune of *Whiskey in the Jar*: *If I was a little wiser* *I would never inject the Pfizer* *I wish I didn't take it* *But at work I couldn't fake it* *Now I vomit every morning* *I think it is a warning* *I'm looking for the answer,* *But I know it's stomach cancer.* *hush-a-day-hudda-do-hudda-dud* *Whack for the daddy-o* *Whack for the daddy-o* *there's microchips in my blood.*