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Peak fucking reddit. JFC the memes are real.
Peak fucking reddit. JFC the memes are real.
Soylent Brown. Hmmm. I wonder what it's made of?
Soylent Brown. Hmmm. I wonder what it's made of?
Seeing these posts as often as I do, I have to wonder if the bottles are legitimately hard to open either by coincidence and poor design, or if the soylent company intentionally overtightens them just to troll their customers.
Seeing these posts as often as I do, I have to wonder if the bottles are legitimately hard to open either by coincidence and poor design, or if the soylent company intentionally overtightens them just to troll their customers.
I wondered the same, and I actually remember this post (or at least similar) making the rounds when I was still over at McReddit.
The 'median' soys (those that weren't 100% soyboy, but still were trying to become one) claimed that the bottles were in fact slightly more difficult than a typical, similar styled, drink bottle - like one of those green juice ones.
But they're all faggots.
I wondered the same, and I actually remember this post (or at least similar) making the rounds when I was still over at McReddit.
The 'median' soys (those that weren't 100% soyboy, but still were trying to become one) claimed that the bottles were in fact slightly more difficult than a typical, similar styled, drink bottle - like one of those green juice ones.
But they're all faggots.
For some reason every once in a while, i get a sauce bottle from aldi that i have to get my big jawed oil filter wrench to get the cap off because those little tabs under the metal lid somehow bite deep into the plastic, and im a fucking mechanic and have never in my life needed anything to open anything like that. Warming cap, nope. Using all my might to the point my hands are going to pop or a few blood vessels in my little brain, nope. I cant imagine some older lady buying that shit and trying to have some fucking dinner and cant find the tactical nuke in her utensil drawer.
For some reason every once in a while, i get a sauce bottle from aldi that i have to get my big jawed oil filter wrench to get the cap off because those little tabs under the metal lid somehow bite deep into the plastic, and im a fucking mechanic and have never in my life needed anything to open anything like that. Warming cap, nope. Using all my might to the point my hands are going to pop or a few blood vessels in my little brain, nope.
I cant imagine some older lady buying that shit and trying to have some fucking dinner and cant find the tactical nuke in her utensil drawer.
KILL IT WITH FIRE MOMENT
KILL IT WITH FIRE MOMENT
I think I get more disgusted with the world by the day
I think I get more disgusted with the world by the day
Yeah, and at some point you'll start searching job boards for "NWO is hiring", and I have a couple of business ideas about that.... And I really think this is the way...
I mean, yeah I'm talking about joining the NWO, the dark side, but bear with me.
First thing first; ever noticed that thing that always seems to get in the way while you plan a business stuff? Yes, morality, that thing. The juiciest business ideas often happen to be completely immoral like you're going to rip off your customers and you feel bad because your product is intended for people like yourself in the first place, so that's tantamount to betrayal in the end, see what I mean?
And that's because your product isn't calibrated for business, you aren't making money you're just enjoying yourself with something you like and as a side effect, as a result, you're also forced to target the wrong public; people like yourself. That's not good you don't sell dope to your brother, that's bad
So? Well so you make products targeting an audience you only have contempt for. That way you'll enjoy ripping them off while feeding them with utter shit and the best part is that they'll enjoy it. It's a win win, I guess...
That's right I'm talking about partnering with the shittiest tour operator to send redditards to ukraine by the thousands, for a start
And of course in the meantime we're also going to promote vaccines on reddit twitter and facebook, 5th shot does the trick, cut your dick off and throw it in a ditch to support BLM etc... And yes we'll be considered heroes on those fucking shit platforms, doing god's work and shit, and at some point, we'll eventually meet with one of the NWO underbosses... Who clearly is doing exactly what we do... While pretending otherwise.... And from there... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Olgn9sXNdl0
Yeah, and at some point you'll start searching job boards for "NWO is hiring", and I have a couple of business ideas about that.... And I really think this is the way...
I mean, yeah I'm talking about joining the NWO, the dark side, but bear with me.
First thing first; ever noticed that thing that always seems to get in the way while you plan a business stuff? Yes, morality, that thing. The juiciest business ideas often happen to be completely immoral like you're going to rip off your customers and you feel bad because your product is intended for people like yourself in the first place, so that's tantamount to betrayal in the end, see what I mean?
And that's because your product isn't calibrated for business, you aren't making money you're just enjoying yourself with something you like and as a side effect, as a result, you're also forced to target the wrong public; people like yourself.
That's not good you don't sell dope to your brother, that's bad
So? Well so you make products targeting an audience you only have contempt for. That way you'll enjoy ripping them off while feeding them with utter shit and the best part is that they'll enjoy it. It's a win win, I guess...
That's right I'm talking about partnering with the shittiest tour operator to send redditards to ukraine by the thousands, for a start
And of course in the meantime we're also going to promote vaccines on reddit twitter and facebook, 5th shot does the trick, cut your dick off and throw it in a ditch to support BLM etc... And yes we'll be considered heroes on those fucking shit platforms, doing god's work and shit, and at some point, we'll eventually meet with one of the NWO underbosses... Who clearly is doing exactly what we do... While pretending otherwise.... And from there... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Olgn9sXNdl0
You may have tickled my buttons here. I've never sold drugs, at least. Befriended some high end dealers, maybe became de facto security... I'd much rather throw groomers out of a helicopter
You may have tickled my buttons here. I've never sold drugs, at least. Befriended some high end dealers, maybe became de facto security... I'd much rather throw groomers out of a helicopter
>I'd much rather throw groomers out of a helicopter
You're not thinking the "new way", you're still thinking the "old way"
You don't throw groomers out of helicopters, you tell groomers they don't get access to ukrainian kids to help them of course, without their 5 shots + boosters up to date, we're all in this together and all that, see how that works?
You have to train yourself, you're NWO now, you can go to reddit, facebook, twitter and if you stay within your NWO function, if you hold the party line, you just can't get banned, it's impossible you're a fucking progressive messiah
Now I'm not saying we join the NWO, I'm saying we join the NWO, see the difference?
>>I'd much rather throw groomers out of a helicopter
You're not thinking the "new way", you're still thinking the "old way"
You don't throw groomers out of helicopters, you tell groomers they don't get access to ukrainian kids to help them of course, without their 5 shots + boosters up to date, we're all in this together and all that, see how that works?
You have to train yourself, you're NWO now, you can go to reddit, facebook, twitter and if you stay within your NWO function, if you hold the party line, you just can't get banned, it's impossible you're a fucking progressive messiah
Now I'm not saying we **join** the NWO, I'm saying we ***join*** the NWO, see the difference?
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