Im well over 200 pounds. One time my girlfriend and I were messing around and “necking” and spitting water in each other’s ears and other sensual acts when she suddenly flipped out and tore the door off the fridge. I was like, “Honey! No!” She then proceeded to Vader-choke me against the cabinet where I keep my Troll dolls. She does lots of things like that. She also has zits on her back. And she’s black and Carl Weathers.