Reddit can't cook very well and this quarantine is utter bullshit! [750x1027 - 507KB]

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This kid wasnt raised properly.

First you are supposed to eat the dry oatmeal while washing it down with water, then you warm it up by taking a hot shower.

Basic home economics 101.

Our culture is messed up. Transvestites prancing around the streets. If their women they should be at home barefoot and..... well I guess... at least home barefoot and ..... not on out in public.

My wife she's home barefoot n pregnant right now. She's a great cook too.

I'm typing this from my phone from a restaurant as I wait for my meal because we've been married 9 years. I eat out because my wife is home. Simple as.

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I dunno. I like my oatmeal with some butter. So I melt a stick of butter in the furnace then I drink that after I eat the oatmeal. Goes down smoothly.

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Ahh a culinary artist. The ol butter on the furnace trick.

Reminds me of the burger on the manifold thing.

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Sometimes I take my lambo out and before hand I put fresh bacon on the radiator.

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