Some old hag, that barely spoke English but worked as an English tutor for FOB immigrants, was furiously arguing with me that the word "question" is actually spelt "cuestion". I argued with her because of the sheer righteousness of my anger and full-knowledge that I was correct, but this dumb bitch wouldn't get it through her thick head. This was before smartphones, or I'd have just whipped it out and gone for the killshot.