When I was a little kid, I probably wanted to live in a gingerbread house with a candy cane roof, but part of growing up is realizing that you can't always get what you want. These annoying millennial cocksuckers are always trying to pretend that they had no concept of what debt is and they were victims in some sort of predatory lending scheme. These are supposed to be the best and the brightest? Fuck out of here. They're pussies, too. They had another concert in my neighborhood and everyone attending looked like were carrying IVs with a soy milk drip. We're fucked.