It's just so funny.
"Ow I got a cut"
"No problem, here's an experimental band-aid for cuts"
"Oh cool. Ow fuck, it cut me"
"Yeah. That's permanent. But the original cut is gone. Also, it will never stop bleeding. Also, you might die eventually. We have no idea how to remove it. Thank you again for visiting Aperture Laboratories, you'll be given your $20 and free donut on the way out"
Edit: here are some of the highlights I've collected. I'll keep updating it as I create more
Here they are discussing how taking auto-immune disease drugs helps with symptoms (pic8.co)
You'll also notice everyone in the thread complaining about joint pain and inflammation. This is also a symptom of auto-immune disease (medicalnewstoday.com)
"I feel like a 78 year old, I'm only 32" (pic8.co)
The second commenter mentions plantar fasciitis, yet another possible symptom for auto-immune disorder (elmhurstfootdoc.com)
More autoimmune/anti-inflammatory drugs, joint pain, muscle weakness, fatigue (pic8.co)
Many people in the comments discussing heart issues, palpitations, vision issues, eye inflammation. All autoimmune symptoms, many have overlapping symptoms
I caught that reference, well done.
My favorite is the comments about using quercetin, vitamin A and vitamin C to abate vaccine symptoms.
Natural remedies that people reported on all last year as successfully battling infection.
Plus NAC. I use all of these things and more to battle Lyme.
I went in there and commented suggesting that their pineal gland must be broken...
Lol @ the third pic & the redditors saying that he has 'negative' side effects... I mean wth, was he expecting to get a permanent boner instead?
edit: he mentions that he's never going for the booster. These are true NPC's & if you tell them that MRNA is unlike the other traditional vaccines & cancel each-other out if you get two, they will believe it. ...but if only the symptoms wouldn't be so deadly.
Almost got it except it would be more like
ow wow! I almost cut myself!
oh no! Here’s your experimental bandaid to make sure you don’t actually cut yourself.
Why does everyone claim they are hiding razors in these experimental bandaids?
Ow! I cut myself with this experimental bandaid! WTH it's filled with needles!
See, it was filled with needles, so those racists claiming it's filled with razors are lying phobic anti-semitic conspiracy theorists!
You wrote a lot of words, and I couldn’t be bothered with reading them. I’m just going to go get my experimental bandaids because I don’t want to get cut and news told me to.
As opposed to not dying eventually?
Eventually, eventuality transitions to permanence.
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