Almost got it except it would be more like
ow wow! I almost cut myself!
oh no! Here’s your experimental bandaid to make sure you don’t actually cut yourself.
Almost got it except it would be more like
>ow wow! I almost cut myself!
>oh no! Here’s your experimental bandaid to make sure you don’t actually cut yourself.
Why does everyone claim they are hiding razors in these experimental bandaids?
Ow! I cut myself with this experimental bandaid! WTH it's filled with needles!
See, it was filled with needles, so those racists claiming it's filled with razors are lying phobic anti-semitic conspiracy theorists!
>Why does everyone claim they are hiding razors in these experimental bandaids?
>Ow! I cut myself with this experimental bandaid! WTH it's filled with needles!
See, it was filled with needles, so those racists claiming it's filled with razors are lying phobic anti-semitic conspiracy theorists!
You wrote a lot of words, and I couldn’t be bothered with reading them. I’m just going to go get my experimental bandaids because I don’t want to get cut and news told me to.
You wrote a lot of words, and I couldn’t be bothered with reading them. I’m just going to go get my experimental bandaids because I don’t want to get cut and news told me to.
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