The 21 year old girl post... . You see kids used to do thing called moving the fuck out.
The 21 year old girl post... . You see kids used to do thing called moving the fuck out.
Honestly grow a pair and 1 up them.
Buy a collection of cheap but unneeded sex toys and leave them scattered around.
Pin up things they don't like all over your walls such as porn.
Play music they don't like.
Stop respecting their privacy or anything about them since they don't respect you and start barging into their room too.
Stop treating them as equals / humans and do unto them as they do to you.
Pretend to convert to Islam, get a prayer mat and chant aluha Akbar 5 times or more a day.
Don't talk to them period if you don't want to. If your mom carries on doing all that attention shit, keep a loaded water gun and use it on her. Or just use it on her all the time, like how you spray cats that misbehave.
Or just fucking punch the bitch in her face.
Put a broom under your door handle so it can't be pushed down.
Use a yoyo trap (string loop around door handle on the inside, blu tak or tape the yoyo at maximum tension above the door, when she opens it auto clobber. Might even work with multiple yoyos together.
As per the water gun idea but use a bottle of ketchup or mustard.
Laugh like a hysterical maniac while doing so.
Whatever they say or whine about learn to start ignoring it completely. If she keeps touching your stuff go and pee all over hers.
Everytime she barges in hit her with a stick.
Honestly grow a pair and 1 up them.
Buy a collection of cheap but unneeded sex toys and leave them scattered around.
Pin up things they don't like all over your walls such as porn.
Play music they don't like.
Stop respecting their privacy or anything about them since they don't respect you and start barging into their room too.
Stop treating them as equals / humans and do unto them as they do to you.
Pretend to convert to Islam, get a prayer mat and chant aluha Akbar 5 times or more a day.
Don't talk to them period if you don't want to. If your mom carries on doing all that attention shit, keep a loaded water gun and use it on her. Or just use it on her all the time, like how you spray cats that misbehave.
Or just fucking punch the bitch in her face.
Put a broom under your door handle so it can't be pushed down.
Use a yoyo trap (string loop around door handle on the inside, blu tak or tape the yoyo at maximum tension above the door, when she opens it auto clobber. Might even work with multiple yoyos together.
As per the water gun idea but use a bottle of ketchup or mustard.
Laugh like a hysterical maniac while doing so.
Whatever they say or whine about learn to start ignoring it completely. If she keeps touching your stuff go and pee all over hers.
Everytime she barges in hit her with a stick.
Lol that is fucked up but also funny
Lol that is fucked up but also funny
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Baseball Bat upperwhack her right in the pussy.
Isn't that a nazi thing to say?
>Baseball Bat upperwhack her right in the pussy.
Isn't that a nazi thing to say?
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