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U act so fucking smrt but I bet you couldn't even count to pi

I can count to Flat Earther Pi. 1, 2, 3 and 4.

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I always knew you were a flat-Earther. It now makes sense why you kept on saying that the eclipse wasn't going to happen, it was just a conspiracy theory.

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I always knew you were a flat-Earther. It now makes sense why you kept on saying that the eclipse wasn't going to happen, it was just a conspiracy theory.

Eclipse wasn't going to happen? I think you have me confused with someone else. I invited 97% of you and Smed to come to my house to see it. Why would I do that if it wasn't going to happen? It's not like I was going to lock you up in the basement or anything weird like that. That's @Boone's idea of fun.

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Our water table is too high here for basements. We use the attic for kidnapping

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It was clearly a trap.

Now provide me with a book recommendation as penance.