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[–] 1 pt

Serious critique:

Bootheel? Check - niggerville. Avoid. St. Louis area? Check - leftist niggerville. Avoid. KC area? Ramp that shit up to dark red - it's worse than you depict. Niggerville, and close to Kansas. Avoid. Cole & Boone counties in the middle of the state (Columbia and Jefferson City): Should be orange - libtarded ignorance and center of state government. Avoid unless absolutely necessary. Greene and Jasper/Newton counties in SW MO (Springfield and Joplin): Light orange - slightly less leftarded, but use caution.

In general I'd switch the yellow and green areas. The northern part of the state is glacial till with mud, corn and soybeans. Either you're a farmer and making a living, or your poor as fuck and on the gibs while stuck in the mud.

Southern MO is less populated, no farming with bonus meth labs. However there are slightly greater opportunities to scratch out a living outside of agriculture. It's slightly less backass country fuckish, with better scenery.

I'll steal a copy of your image and attempt an edit. Maybe...

[–] 1 pt (edited )

I didn't think KC was quite as bad as St. Louis or Cape, but it's still a big city with niggers and spics.

The southwest corner could probably be orange, but I don't think the central part of the state is that bad.

Northern Missouri has more of that classical midwest, pure European stock vibe, compared to Southern Missouri which is generally more southern Americana. Also the north is much less populated and touristy than the south.

You can go ahead and make your own map of Missouri, I don't give a rat's ass.