I'm only partially joking. I really do sometimes catch up on them and that's where all the amusing news is anyhow. The county sheriff's log is fucking hilarious. They patrol Farmington at night and some cop walks a beat and checks all the doors on the stores. At least once a week, sometimes more often, they find a few completely unlocked. Even the bank has been left unlocked. Cops are also unable to apprehend a motorist, quite frequently. 'Snot surprising, really. It cracks me up.