I just couldn't keep pretending I gave a shit. I eventually found I'd rather do other stuff.
When I do submit news links, they're for certain styles of things - and I have to go look for 'em. I forage for 'em, so to speak.
I do sometimes like the local court news and arrest notices. That's how I keep up with my friends!
LOL!
I'm only partially joking. I really do sometimes catch up on them and that's where all the amusing news is anyhow.
The county sheriff's log is fucking hilarious.
They patrol Farmington at night and some cop walks a beat and checks all the doors on the stores.
At least once a week, sometimes more often, they find a few completely unlocked. Even the bank has been left unlocked.
Cops are also unable to apprehend a motorist, quite frequently. 'Snot surprising, really. It cracks me up.
Small town ... sixties America at it's finest. I guess you can go home again ... but that snow smashing would kill any ideas I might have of moving. The AF made me hang out in ND for a spell, so I know how that great white north stuff works.
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