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Pfft! Wait until you learn that I can juggle!

Seriously, thanks for the compliment.

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Wait seriously? You can juggle too?

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Fuck yeah, I can! I can do three objects, with some variation in size and weight. I can't do things that need to tumble.

I can do quite a few juggling tricks and even do two items in one hand, in a variety of ways.

I can do tricks like the factory, underhanded juggling, backwards, reversing, throw in, etc...

I can yo-yo a bit.

I've also got a bunch of illusions, specifically with cards. They're not card tricks. Tricks are what whores do for money. I do illusions and can do some of them quite well, with a repertoire that's good for about 45 minutes to an hour.

I have a neat illusion that will make you look for a ball that doesn't exist. You can throw it. It's invisible. You gotta play along - but you'll hear it land. You'll even think you see just a shadow of it land and it will confuse your brain. It's fun to see people when they finally notice you're doing it. For the longest time, they'll really think I'm throwing and bouncing a small ball. I'm not - there's no ball involved.

The only prop is a paper bag, but a clown outfit helps. Yup... I've worn me a motherfucking clown outfit!

A buddy of mine and I used to do clowning and magic. That was many years ago and I'm rusty - but I do still sometimes practice. People really like the illusions and I often carry a deck of cars with me - just for such a thing.

I can do the same format of illusions, in many ways - so I can make card illusions look different, many different ways. Many of them are actually using the same method - which is largely predicated on my knowing where the cards are. What I won't tell you is how I know where the cards are.

Damned right, I'm an entertainer!