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It's a long story, but my coffee maker died, again. It used to be a nice one, but now it died again. We got a new one when the coffee maker was waiting for replacement the last time it broke. It was garbage. I suggested we throw it away, but the missus brought it to the Union Hall and sold it to someone at the yard sale. So, my replacement coffee maker is in a store in Farmington and I need to go buy it 'cause we got rid of our last replacement coffee maker.

There are no closer coffee makers to purchase while I wait for this coffee maker to be replaced, again.

I'm sure as shit not going to use a press for all the coffee we consume. I don't even like me enough to do all that.

So, now I've got to go into Farmington to buy a coffee maker. The last time, I sent the missus. She's not going to fall for that trick a second time. Getting a fucking coffee maker is a 2.5+ hour affair - depending on what else I might as well do, seeing as I'm already down in Farmington.

(I will probably find an excuse to stop at Tractor Supply and the Farmer's Union!)

Hmm... I wonder if any of my neighbors are going into Farmington today? I might be able to con one of 'em into picking me up a coffee maker while I wait for my coffee maker to be replaced, again.

I can't even get a good coffee maker in that time frame. The only stores in Farmington that sell coffee makers are a Walmart and Big Lots.

Also, you can't get good Mexican food, anywhere in Maine. There's no good Mexican food. I'd punch a nun for a good burrito.

It's a long story, but my coffee maker died, again. It used to be a nice one, but now it died again. We got a new one when the coffee maker was waiting for replacement the last time it broke. It was garbage. I suggested we throw it away, but the missus brought it to the Union Hall and sold it to someone at the yard sale. So, my replacement coffee maker is in a store in Farmington and I need to go buy it 'cause we got rid of our last replacement coffee maker. There are no closer coffee makers to purchase while I wait for this coffee maker to be replaced, again. I'm sure as shit not going to use a press for all the coffee we consume. I don't even like *me* enough to do all that. So, now I've got to go into Farmington to buy a coffee maker. The last time, I sent the missus. She's not going to fall for that trick a second time. Getting a fucking coffee maker is a 2.5+ hour affair - depending on what else I might as well do, seeing as I'm already down in Farmington. (I will probably find an excuse to stop at Tractor Supply and the Farmer's Union!) Hmm... I wonder if any of my neighbors are going into Farmington today? I might be able to con one of 'em into picking me up a coffee maker while I wait for my coffee maker to be replaced, again. I can't even get a good coffee maker in that time frame. The only stores in Farmington that sell coffee makers are a Walmart and Big Lots. Also, you can't get good Mexican food, anywhere in Maine. There's no good Mexican food. I'd punch a nun for a good burrito.

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My broken coffee maker is a fancy Bunn that ties directly into the plumbing. It broke. Again... It's only the second time, but the last time was just a few months ago.

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Thats far too fancy for my taste. I'm happy with my regular old coffee maker.

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I'm not sure you understand how much I love my coffee maker. I don't have to fix it. Bunn will send a new one and they'll send it directly to my plumber who's an authorized repair person. I'm not paying for this. Nope. 'Snot my fault it broke. They can fix it.

At least that's how it should work.

That's how it better work. Otherwise, I'll be bitching about this for weeks. Nobody wants to hear that.

I like it because it has a warmer plate on top and it makes a cup of coffee in just a few minutes - and it also dispenses hot water for delicious tea or cocoa. It's a home version of what diners use, but it only has two pots and two warmer plates. It's not the big honkin' thing that you see that have like 8 pots and shit like that. It's just a baby one.

It's fucking awesome! I can buy packs of diner coffee that are already individually prepared and toss 'em in there and, even better, there's always someone who worked at a diner, convenience store, or restaurant. They already know exactly how to use it and so I can get them to make the coffee - even if they're right fucked up! You can make it faster than a small group of people will drink it.

I don't think people understand how much I love my coffee maker.

And it's broken. Again.