It's a long story, but my coffee maker died, again. It used to be a nice one, but now it died again. We got a new one when the coffee maker was waiting for replacement the last time it broke. It was garbage. I suggested we throw it away, but the missus brought it to the Union Hall and sold it to someone at the yard sale. So, my replacement coffee maker is in a store in Farmington and I need to go buy it 'cause we got rid of our last replacement coffee maker. There are no closer coffee makers to purchase while I wait for this coffee maker to be replaced, again. I'm sure as shit not going to use a press for all the coffee we consume. I don't even like *me* enough to do all that. So, now I've got to go into Farmington to buy a coffee maker. The last time, I sent the missus. She's not going to fall for that trick a second time. Getting a fucking coffee maker is a 2.5+ hour affair - depending on what else I might as well do, seeing as I'm already down in Farmington. (I will probably find an excuse to stop at Tractor Supply and the Farmer's Union!) Hmm... I wonder if any of my neighbors are going into Farmington today? I might be able to con one of 'em into picking me up a coffee maker while I wait for my coffee maker to be replaced, again. I can't even get a good coffee maker in that time frame. The only stores in Farmington that sell coffee makers are a Walmart and Big Lots. Also, you can't get good Mexican food, anywhere in Maine. There's no good Mexican food. I'd punch a nun for a good burrito.