James Woods: I'm Buying More Stock Because I Believe America Will Roar Back

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If like james woods, you believe america will roar back, or want to believe america will roar back... And at the same time, make sure to pick the right stock...

Got for toilet paper companies... You can't lose...

But which one? Because make no mistakes, toilet paper is dirty business... And you don't want to feed progressives... https://poal.co/s/markets/155029/31bc2841-0af7-4bb8-8e36-6c28b24c6299#cmnts

https://progressive.org/dispatches/koch-brothers-bathroom/

>Those Koch brothers sure are evil geniuses. They know that the best way to take an economy hostage is to create an impregnable monopoly on something no one can live without. I’m sure if the Koch brothers could control the oxygen supply, they would. But since they haven’t quite figured out how to do that yet, it’s clear that they’re bent on cornering the market on the next best thing. Toilet paper. Among the subsidiaries of Koch Industries is Georgia Pacific, makers of many fine paper products, including Angel Soft and Quilted Northern toilet paper. Now granted, these are but two of the myriad brands of toilet paper available here in the land of plenty. But I’m sure this is only the beginning. I’m sure the Koch brothers are planning a hostile takeover of Charmin as we speak. Soon they’ll be sitting atop a toilet paper empire! And their calculation is that the rest of us will then be forced to surrender. Americans can’t just forego the wiping process. If you think you can do an end run around the Koch brothers by roughing it and wiping with paper towels or napkins or whatever, forget it. Georgia Pacific makes Brawny and Sparkle paper towels, Vanity Fair napkins, baby wipes and even disposable table cloths. Georgia Pacific says it is also a top producer of the cellulose fluff pulp used in diapers and incontinence items, so forget that option. The Koch brothers have every escape route blocked.Or do they? I see at least two acts of defiance. I can become a hoarder of autumn leaves. I can offer to rake up and haul away all the leaves on my neighbors lawns for free. My condo will be stacked from floor to ceiling with bulging, plastic lawn and garden bags. But it’ll be worth it if I can use the leaves as a natural, organic, renewable and sustainable alternative to toilet paper.

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Or you could go apolitical and buy any toilet paper stock

Or just don't buy any stock at all

Because fuck all of it

If like james woods, you believe america will roar back, or want to believe america will roar back... And at the same time, make sure to pick the right stock... Got for toilet paper companies... You can't lose... But which one? Because make no mistakes, toilet paper is dirty business... And you don't want to feed progressives... https://poal.co/s/markets/155029/31bc2841-0af7-4bb8-8e36-6c28b24c6299#cmnts https://progressive.org/dispatches/koch-brothers-bathroom/ >>Those **Koch brothers** sure are **evil geniuses**. They know that the best way to take an economy hostage is to create an impregnable **monopoly on something no one can live without**. I’m sure if the Koch brothers could control the oxygen supply, they would. But since they haven’t quite figured out how to do that yet, it’s clear that they’re bent on cornering the market on the next best thing. **Toilet paper**. Among the subsidiaries of Koch Industries is **Georgia Pacific**, makers of many fine paper products, including **Angel Soft and Quilted Northern toilet paper**. Now granted, these are but two of the myriad brands of toilet paper available here in the land of plenty. But I’m sure this is only the beginning. I’m sure the Koch brothers are planning a hostile takeover of Charmin as we speak. Soon they’ll be sitting atop a toilet paper empire! And **their calculation is that the rest of us will then be forced to surrender**. Americans can’t just forego the wiping process. If you think you can do an end run around the Koch brothers by roughing it and wiping with paper towels or napkins or whatever, forget it. **Georgia Pacific** makes Brawny and Sparkle paper towels, Vanity Fair napkins, baby wipes and even disposable table cloths. **Georgia Pacific** says it is also a top producer of the cellulose fluff pulp used in diapers and incontinence items, so forget that option. The Koch brothers have every escape route blocked.Or do they? I see at least two acts of defiance. I can become a hoarder of autumn leaves. I can offer to rake up and haul away all the leaves on my neighbors lawns for free. My condo will be stacked from floor to ceiling with bulging, plastic lawn and garden bags. But it’ll be worth it if I can use the leaves as a natural, organic, renewable and sustainable alternative to **toilet paper**. ... Or you could go apolitical and buy any toilet paper stock Or just don't buy any stock at all Because fuck all of it

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