Yes dearest readers, a tragedy has struck! Our dearest @the_old_ones seems to have been abducted and replaced! You may find this foolish, but how else can a grown man act like a some teenage girl with massive insecurities? Upon reflection, he could be gay. Let's examine the evidence.
This fudge packer thinks "the people of Voat demand" is a meaningful phrase in any way and wants to show webofslime's uncut web shooter to all of Voat. He knows @webofslime is a bad boy and needs to be punished . He and his friends want some bdsm group action with this bad, bad man as their whipping boy. Sadly, Web is a dom and not a switch so he only wants to dirty talk on Mumble.
Why is that @the_old_ones craves the taste of an (allegedly) 11 inch web shooter? Looks like this is a case of poofer projection. While he fantasizes of Web as Daddy Doxx, it turns out @the_old_ones had skeletons in the closet with him. Let us pray for this brave and stunning gay. May he get his man yet.
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