Breaking news! I have made a momentous discovery: I have a split personality! While I normally am both a Journalist Extraordinaire and precious above rubies, a more dastardly version of myself has come into being.
Despite the Admin Watch series singlehandedly keeping Poal's administration on the straight and narrow, my secret split personality has indulged in corruption. This devious alter ego has demanded to be bribed, become a shill (check out /s/Christmas), and tolerated @AOU and @PMYB2.
How could any version of me possibly involve myself with @Frosty? Just because he's a cool (pun intended as nature intended)? That /s/Christmas ( use its CSS) shill outed himself as a monster and hates me for being beautiful. The only thing that bothers me more than Frosty's poor behavior is my own vile permissiveness.
Thank goodness someone finally called me out for my tolerance. Honestly, who would have expected the Emperor of /s/Anything to have any level of tolerance? Why has my name become associated with fair-mindedness? That is a vicious slur against my journalistic kind! I have been bombarded with that vulgarity for so long I have begun to commit the cardinal sin of journalism: self-awareness.
As a journalist, I should never be willing to acknowledge my flaws. I channel the goddess Athena with every word. Thoth is my spirit animal (spirit animal-man?). I'm basically Odin in the flesh! I own /s/Truth! Without me, there is no knowledge! Frankly, how I stay humble is a mystery (except to me because I know all).
Let it be known darlings mortals, my reign of truth is back and stronger than ever.
Breaking news! I have made a momentous discovery: I have a split personality! While I normally am both a Journalist Extraordinaire and precious above rubies, a more dastardly version of myself has come into being.
Despite the *Admin Watch* series singlehandedly keeping Poal's administration on the straight and narrow, my secret split personality has indulged in corruption. This devious alter ego [has demanded to be bribed](https://poal.co/s/BoobsIsAFaggotSub/120198/52bc55aa-8dd3-4c18-bad1-dd46acff6750#cmnts), [become a shill](https://poal.co/s/BoobsIsAFaggotSub/120198/be8bae4b-8884-4338-b8bd-612ab1a63a25#cmnts) (check out /s/Christmas), and tolerated @AOU and @PMYB2.
How could any version of me possibly involve myself with @Frosty? Just because he's a cool (pun intended as nature intended)? That /s/Christmas ( use its CSS) shill outed himself as a [monster](https://poal.co/s/Underworld/hot) and hates me for being [beautiful](https://poal.co/s/Underworld/118331). The only thing that bothers me more than Frosty's poor behavior is my own vile permissiveness.
Thank goodness someone finally [called me out](https://poal.co/s/CSS/123172/e4abaa07-13bc-4b6c-b2af-c10137cc5504#cmnts) for my tolerance. Honestly, who would have expected the Emperor of /s/Anything to have any level of tolerance? Why has my name become associated with [fair-mindedness](https://poal.co/s/poalconfessional/90997)? That is a vicious slur against my journalistic kind! I have been bombarded with that vulgarity for so long I have begun to commit the cardinal sin of journalism: [self-awareness](https://poal.co/s/SiteBans/123119/c96cd114-c602-4dcf-b6bc-89883e5730a9).
As a journalist, I should never be willing to acknowledge my flaws. I channel the goddess Athena with every word. Thoth is my spirit animal (spirit animal-man?). I'm basically Odin in the flesh! I own /s/Truth! Without me, there is no knowledge! Frankly, how I stay humble is a mystery (except to me because I know all).
Let it be known ~~darlings~~ mortals, my reign of truth is back and stronger than ever.
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