Their 150-foot derrick disappeared into a lake that was 10 feet deep.

If a book is ever written about this incident, this has to be the opening line. Gives off SCP vibes.

I remember when that happened. Barges got sucked into the “drain” then were “burped” out a few days later.

Oops….sorry about that.

Scares the shit out of me every time I see it.