You take that back.
I'd say Gentoo but if you haven't done Slackware then that is a super pain in the ass.
Over a decade ago, there was a gentoowiki site, which had detailed instructions for doing most anything on gentoo. Then, the hosting company went out of business. The site manager had no off-site backups, and all was lost.
I still love gentoo, and use it as my underlying dist, to host VirtualBox
I hit the page that gave a huge paragraph of the code to install the base gentoo and just noped my way out of there. I don't think I've felt so overwhelmed in my life when I saw that.
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