Typically when this happens it means you did not suck the baby penis sufficiently for the wound to clot.
I've found that three human sacrifices on the points of a Thaumaturgic Triangle often won't solve the problem.
Have you tried ritual sodomy?
How much gold do you have? Can you melt it into the form of a calf?
You have some interesting methods for computer repair, but I don't think I'm going to try them.
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