That is legit PROTIP if you have a prissy trophy S/O. Mind games reversal there. You should just be able to talk about what/where you want to eat and not have to play the passive guessing game bullshit. If I asked my wife where she wanted to go out to eat she would look at me like I am retarded and say something along the lines of "Go spend 800 percent over cost and not know what you are putting in your body???? Really?". Works for me.
That is legit PROTIP if you have a prissy trophy S/O. Mind games reversal there. You should just be able to talk about what/where you want to eat and not have to play the passive guessing game bullshit. If I asked my wife where she wanted to go out to eat she would look at me like I am retarded and say something along the lines of "Go spend 800 percent over cost and not know what you are putting in your body???? Really?". Works for me.
Me: Guess where I'm taking you for dinner?
Wife: [Some restaurant I like]?
Me: That's right. Get your coat.
Wife: I don't really feel like that kind of food tonight.
Me: Guess where I'm taking you for dinner?
Wife: [Some restaurant I like]?
Me: That's right. Get your coat.
Wife: I don't really feel like that kind of food tonight.
Every time. This guy cracked 0 codes.
Every time. This guy cracked 0 codes.
Holy fuck that would have saved me a lot of time. Smart kid!
Holy fuck that would have saved me a lot of time. Smart kid!
I would just open a can of Alpo ... take it or leave it
I would just open a can of Alpo ... take it or leave it
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