Because I like to induce the reeeeee. I don't care who it is. If the opportunity exists I will take it. Call it a mental test if you will. I write 4, 5, or 6 sentences of mostly nonsense, grammar fuckery, and soft projection to illicit full paragraphs of text completely unrelated to the initial reply/comment. Go ahead, write me another book about how judeo marxists are all over Poal trying to subvert you with political correctness that's not actually politically correct in the first place...