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Don’t worry, I’m not fucking with them, but I am considering building a trebuchet so I can launch the corpses of the crows I shoot at the ones that watch from the treetops.
A pvc potato cannon should suffice. Explosive or compressed air can get you a couple hundred feet easily.
I am attempting to restrain myself to what is legal in the United States. I don’t like to skirt around or challenge or a buck the law. We have vague definitions of missiles and what not, but clear definitions of a man’s right to fire a 50 caliber machine gun.
Generally spud guns are legal as long as they aren't rifled and firing deadly type ammunition at the federal level, different states have different rules.
I am pretty sure they would find a law to make a bird carcass will count as a biological weapon though.
That may work, or it may piss them off more.
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