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animal control that's hilarious

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Hilarious, however, the Honorable Congressman Humphrey needs to amend his bill to make provisional exceptions for school mascots. Lions and Tigers and Bulldogs, oh my!

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And here I was thinking we were finally going to be rid of those cartoon wannabes.

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They don't believe they literally are those things. Afaik, mascots are not furies.

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Given that schools are now putting litter boxes into schools for these mentally ill fucks, I full endorse using animal control to remove them. Take it further: make their parents pick them up from the pound, and put them down if not claimed within 72 hours.

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Epic! I hope this passes. It would be even better if they took them to the pound where the parents would have to pay to get them back. And of course the required rabies shot...

Act like a animal get treated like an animal...

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As funny as that is, I'm not sure why you would actually use animal control for that. Are there no tard/crazy wranglers for that purpose?

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Act like an animal get treated like an animal. How is that hard?

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I'm thinking of the animal control people here. They didn't sign up for dealing with mentally ill high schoolers.

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True that. That's why they have that long pole with the slipknot at the end...

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Get them microchipped before releasing them, to punish repeat offenders. And extend this legislation to deal with imaginary genders

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Lol that’s awesome.