You know...this actually isn't a bad idea. If the guy's condom turns some color indicating AIDS on a chick and that condom had some kind of rocket system that shot the girl off him and across the room I think you'd have a money maker on your hands.

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when they came out with the straw that could detect roofies and other drugs they banned the plastic straw, you can see what they'll be banning next.