As a member of the Super Straight Community, I am pleased to unveil a new flag with colors representing our special and unique sexual orientation. The Black represents all of the hardship and shame Super Straight Men and Women have had to endure for centuries due to bigoted views of how we were born. And the White represents the bright future we can have together bow that we have been welcomed into the LGBTQ community, next to the Red of our Blood, representing the sacrifice of millions of brave SS soldiers who have given their lives to see this glorious day happen. May the new LGBTQSS flag wave for a thousand years over this new Reich of sexual freedom!