If you want to take it anally, but would let only a woman do it that's extremely straight.
Omg you're trying to TRICK ME!!!!!!!
But what if it's a gay woman that thinks she's a man? I'm not good w/ complicated.
Wear a wig and do a lady voice just to be safe. Maybe shave your legs, but not too high.
I've shaved my balls and that ring of stalk hair to make my cock look longer before. I mean it looked good but I guess I watched too much porno and got self conscious. I didn't want my cock to have sideburns. Fucking 1970s
But what if it's a straight woman fucking me in the ass w/ a strap on. I won't let you make me gay bro. I'm a do it yourselfer.
Good call. That was getting dangerous.
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