I've shaved my balls and that ring of stalk hair to make my cock look longer before. I mean it looked good but I guess I watched too much porno and got self conscious. I didn't want my cock to have sideburns. Fucking 1970s
I didn't want my cock to have sideburns
If your face had sideburns you could be twinsies. Don't tell me you don't feel the temptation.
You know I couldn't get them right until I was 19. After two failed attempts I finally managed lamb chops for a whole year that met at the corners of my mouth. I was like some god damn ginger elvis presley.
You ever wonder if god will forgive us for the fashions we have done?
He probably finds it funny. I mean almost all of us do these phases where we look awful, but think we're great and then spend our lives thinking that was awful.
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