You want conspiracy theories? Better go get your tinfoil hat:
"Oy vey Ye! We have an idea! Let's blow you net worth until that divorce nonsense it finished, and after that we will help you set up your own business! All you need to do is say a few antiemetic things publicly, which will help us to later push for more muh antisemitism laws! Also make sure to call out BLM, you know how cuckservatives love their muh based niggers!
You could acquire control of Parler as well while you are at it, Satan knows we could use it instigate more psyops and false flags like Capitol riots, with the election coming up and all. If you keep being a good goy we might even consider making you a president!
Now make sure to keep the other gentiles as distracted as possible with this, can't get them to wise up on what we have in store for them this winter!"
Good one!
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