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A man walks into a bar and tells the bartender he’d like something tall, icy, and full of vodka. The bartender holds up his finger for the man to wait a minute and yells into the back room...

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I'm always getting picked on at school. Just yesterday, two boys pinned me down and wrapped a entire toilet roll around my head. I hate bullies...

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My girlfriend tried to make me have sex on the hood of her Honda Civic, but I refused...

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What did Germany use before candles?

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How to spot a Jewish Pedophile?

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Reading a fairy tale about this woman who is killed if she makes a single stupid mistake…

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You can never lose a homing pigeon...

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Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

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R.I.P. (((Mort Sahl)) "Have you heard about this new, scary, group 'The Unitarians?'"

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My colleagues at work have given me the nickname “Mr. Compromise"...

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I saw an ant crawling on the kitchen floor, so I placed a sugar cube in its path. The ant studied the cube then turned around and walked off, no doubt to go and tell its friends where a hearty meal was...

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I overdosed on anxiety pills a few minutes ago.

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"There's actually little data to show that Asian children are any smarter than children of other races. It's really just a matter of perception, as I concluded from my research."

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Why are girlfriends like strong martinis?

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Comealot Harris

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"Someone better be checkin' the pH of that jacuzzi, cuz' these bitches is BASIC"

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I keep randomly shouting out, "small towers on the corners of a castle!"

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I am so offended right now and I'm honestly at the point of being triggered myself.

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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Every time I think of black girls, I can't stop masturbating!" The doctor replies, "Just put this on, come back in a couple days and tell me how you feel."

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A biker wonders how this one guy in the bar always has so many babes sitting with him.

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old joke

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Some people say it's sick and perverted to be a flasher...

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The Bermuda Triangle used to be known as the Bermuda Rectangle...

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We're lucky to have the Extinction Rebellion...

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The voices in my head may not be real, but...

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