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Between the gun stuff, vaping, COVID rules, Australia still feels like an island for inmates.

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What has one head, one foot, and four legs?

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza?

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You've all seen the nurse on the news who is crying in her car, exhausted, after a long shift dealing with the pandemic...

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My girlfriend dressed up as a policewoman and told me I was under arrest on suspicion of being good in bed...

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There's a new type of mustard gas that stays near the ground and only kills people less than 4 feet tall...

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I came out today...

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I saw a guy in a funny hat give money away yesterday...

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You can never lose a homing pigeon...

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A Marine boarded a train on his way home from deployment. The train was quite crowded and the Marine walked the entire length looking for a seat. There seemed to be one next to a well-dressed middle-aged French woman, but when he got there he saw it was taken by the woman's poodle...

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I would like to go on record and show my appreciation for those who who play the triangle in orchestras...

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Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

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I had to put my dog down today...

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I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road, so I asked him...

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A man walks into a bar and tells the bartender he’d like something tall, icy, and full of vodka. The bartender holds up his finger for the man to wait a minute and yells into the back room...

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I was chatting this liberal chick in a bar who told me that I should be more open to Muslim culture...

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How many victims of the Grenfell disaster were black?

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The graduate with a science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?"

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My new Thai girlfriend has got everything a man could want...

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I couldn't believe I got kicked out of the Star Wars convention for being inappropriately dressed, even though I was dressed as a Stormtrooper!

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Reading a fairy tale about this woman who is killed if she makes a single stupid mistake…

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A woman in labor suddenly shouted, “Shouldn’t! Wouldn’t! Couldn’t! Didn’t! Can’t!”

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Man arrested after death of 25 cats...

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I asked my five year old daughter what she wanted for her birthday. "I want unicorns, rainbows and fairies!" she giggled.

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Why is it always a bad idea to play hide and seek with mountain ranges?

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