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I like my women how I like my bacon....

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A businessman arrives in Japan and decides to get an escort for the night. He turns off the light and proceeds to caress her. When he finally penetrates her she says, "Machigatta ana!"

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What's the difference between dog shit and niggers?

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It was the happiest day of my life. Arrived at church. Wife waiting at the altar. Walked triumphantly up the aisle. Kissed her on the cheek. Smiled and...

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As I sat next to her on our first date, she smiled and asked, "You're not a professional killer, are you?" "No!" I replied truthfully...

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Why does the Norwegian Navy have barcodes on the side of their ships?

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I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the policemen's ball.

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No, Abe Vigoda is not dead.

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My buddy questioned, "How do you get so many girls into bed with you?" I laughed, "Easy, I just do what Arnold Schwarzenegger does." Puzzled, he asked, "What, work out all day and look like a Greek God?"

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Ranji is a 9 year old boy living in Namibia. He only has 1 leg, 1 arm and 1 eye. Each day, Ranji has to ride 7 miles to school along a narrow road on a rusty bike with bent wheels, no brakes and only the opposite pedal...

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There's a new type of mustard gas that stays near the ground and only kills people less than 4 feet tall...

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How do you feed 1,000 people with one loaf of bread?

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I told the bartender he could borrow my blowup doll any time he wanted. "Eugh! That's disgusting!" he exclaimed.

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Condoms

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The lesbians bought me a Rolex for my birthday

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Do not be racist, be like Mario...

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Drinking buddy

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Bouncer

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The owner of a drug store walked into his store one day, only to notice a man leaning heavily against a wall...

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I just had a near-sex experience...

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Why is girlfriend one word but best friend is two words?

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I asked 100 women which shampoo they preferred...

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Did you hear about the constipated accountant?

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What’s the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?

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Is there anything more gratifying than taking a shit at work?

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