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I keep randomly shouting out, "small towers on the corners of a castle!"

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Every time I open a bottle of wine, I try and let it breathe, but it never does...

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Why did the beach blush?

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I am about as smooth as technetium is natural.

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A Fed is having a drink at a bar. His coworker walks in, sits next to him, and asks him "How was work today?"

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There was a pretty awkward silence at the dinner table, so I decided to talk about the crashing of the titanic…

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A woman walks into an ice cream parlour and asks for a scoop of chocolate ice cream. "I'm sorry ma'am, but we're out of chocolate ice cream."

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Why did the hipster empty water from an ice cube tray into his drink?

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What do you call water that’s impossible to freeze?

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The gym teacher gets a handgun, the janitor gets a shot gun and the principal gets an uzi. What do they arm the lunch lady with?

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A blonde woman is distraught because she thinks her husband is having an affair, so she goes out and purchases a handgun...

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I started a business selling landmines that look like prayer mats…

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I went outside yesterday, punched a white person and was charged with assault. I went outside today, punched a black person...

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What would you call a second holocaust?

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A Jewish man sends his son to Israel to live there for a while. Eventually he returns home and he is now a Christian. The man finds this to be odd and mentions it to his friend...

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Don't tell anytwo...

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Police are not ruling out finding more survivors of the garlic festival shooting...

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My life has been full of priceless moments...

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I'm always getting picked on at school. Just yesterday, two boys pinned me down and wrapped a entire toilet roll around my head. I hate bullies...

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I took my grandma to a fish spa center where the little fish eat your dead skin for only $45...

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"One man's trash is another man's treasure" is a wonderful saying...

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“You da bomb!” “No, you da bomb!”

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I was hiking once with my girlfriend, when suddenly, a huge brown bear was charging at us, really mad. We must have come close to her cubs. Luckily I had my 9mm pistol with me...

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Fastest way to stop an argument between a bunch of deaf people?

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Why do hunters make better lovers?

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