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I called my wife at work and asked, "Do you ever get a shooting pain across your body, like someone's got a voodoo doll of you and they're stabbing it?" Sounding concerned, she said, "No."

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My girlfriend said, "You act like a detective too much. I want to split up."

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How many cops does it take to arrest a Mexican? Eight.

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All the comic books I bought from the store are missing the last page

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My wife has this weird OCD where she arranges the dinner plates by the year they were bought

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This one my grandfather told me when I was 7

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You won't believe what happened last night!

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Aunt Carol (I've heard it as Uncle Ted before)

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Is your refrigerator running?

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Kamala Harris was recently asked about her position on Trump declaring a national emergency to fund the border wall.

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Why do you have to be six feet to join the Coast Cuard?

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Why do girls wear make-up and perfume?

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What is the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

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Someone asked me how I view Lesbian relationships.

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Recently a routine police patrol was parked outside a bar in the Outback.

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Three guys are on a plane, ones black, ones white, and ones Mexican.

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A guy goes into a store and tells the clerk, "I’d like some Polish sausage."

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Why'd the Mexican army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo?

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Do not be racist , be like Mario.

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The teacher was asking the end of the day question that she asks every Friday.

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Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father.

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One day at the end of class, little Johnny's teacher asks the class to go home and think of a story to be concluded with the moral of that story.

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What did the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?

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Diary of a snow shoveler.

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A heart-warming tale just in time for Christmas

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