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A single sperm cell has 37.5 MB of DNA information on it. That means that an average ejaculation represents a data transfer of 1587.5 TB

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I tapped into a source of superhuman strength that I never thought possible when my ex-wife became trapped inside a burning wreck of her car...

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I thought I did something noble to dismiss prejudice, akin to princess Diana's, "hugging someone with aids."

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A couple of dogs were sitting in the kitchen chewing the fat. First dog says, “I heard a good joke today.” Second dog replies, “Go on then.”

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Watching the anniversary of the September 11th attacks really made me think...

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My son didn't cope well with going to jail. He refused to eat or drink anything. He swore at everyone and covered his room with his own shit.

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Georgie Porgie, pudding and pie, kissed the girls and...

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What do you call 2 blacks in a red sleeping bag?

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Did you know you can burn up to 150 calories through just one single vigorous masturbation session?

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Porn is so unrealistic...

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How do you fit 100 Jews in a car?

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"Un, deux, trois, quatre!" radioed the French ship, before it cinq.

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A Marine boarded a train on his way home from deployment. The train was quite crowded and the Marine walked the entire length looking for a seat. There seemed to be one next to a well-dressed middle-aged French woman, but when he got there he saw it was taken by the woman's poodle...

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You know you’re working class when your TV...

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I used to be addicted to swimming but I’m very proud to say...

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"You're so childish!" screamed the wife. "Why do you always have to use that stupid walkie talkie with your stupid friends?! This is ridiculous, this relationship is over!"

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The circle is just the most ridiculous shape in the world...

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I've just been reading that, by law, you have to turn your headlights on when it's raining in Sweden and I'm thinking...

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Anyway, how long does someone have to be dead before you can dig them back up...

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I asked my five year old daughter what she wanted for her birthday. "I want unicorns, rainbows and fairies!" she giggled.

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My buddy's so into technology, he got a mobile phone implanted into his throat...

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The birds are tweeting outside...

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What do you call it when you force a Jew from India to bathe?

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Women - If you don't want an unexpected pregnancy...

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My wife is a real ray of sunshine in the kitchen...

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