The self-important deputy stopped by Farmer Jones place to throw his weight around. He approached Jones and said "I'm gonna search your entire farm, I think you're growing some of that mary-ju-wanna stuff." Jones answers "Go right ahead, but stay out of that pasture behind the barn!" The deputy turns red in the face, points at his badge and yells "You see that badge right there? I can go where ever I want and search anything and anybody! You got that, boy?" Jones nervously replies "Yeah, sure! Whatever you say!" The deputy goes into the pasture first thing and disappears behind the barn for about 10 seconds, only to reappear running for his life from a 2200 pound Angus bull. Jones yells out "The badge! Show him your badge!"