The angry young girl from Louisiana was rather incensed after going to the fifth shoe store in a row only to find they had no alligator shoes. "You might go out in the swamp to kill an alligator and get your shoes." joked the salesman. "You know what?" she replied. "I'm gonna do just that!" The salesman became concerned enough he called the game warden in case she followed up on her threat. The game warden easily tracked her through the swamp, only to hear the BOOM of a 12 gauge shotgun. He ran on ahead to find her turning the dead alligator over only to exclaim "Dammit! This one ain't got any shoes on either!"